Make fun of the news-FUN!

Somebody says a line,and you have to make fun of it.Ill start:

1.So Mike,Can you tell us about all the fatty foods in America today?
2.Ahhh Karen! Who cares about fatty foods? Your big enough,so why stop now?

(This is a joke and not to be taken by offense.I just made up two names and we can have fun with this;)

Umm...is there a starting thing?


1. Have you heard about the gas prices rocketing up?
2. Oh yeah, but I don't know howthat happened. I've been farting very pften these few days...

I guess not.Just pose your sentence and funny sentence.

1.Have you heard about the guy who stole a bear?
2.Yea i guess so.Maybe he wanted to bring him to your house?

1. Did you see Eight Belles and it's injury?
2. Oh no! My daughter has an injury?

1.Have you heard of McDonalds closing?
2.Oh no! So does that mean I cant steal any fun shaped cookies from little kids anymore?

Oh my gosh! You don't know how funny we are!


1. Did you hear about the man who lost over 10 million dollars in 1 day?
2. *man cries* How dare you talk about me like that?! *runs away*

1.Did you hear about the hurricans coming up to Florida?
2.Oh dear! *Tells pants to run*

(If you dont get it,the number 2 guy named his pants Florida

This is fun!


1. Did you hear about the powerball winner who won the million dollar jackpot?
2. Really? He earned that much from playing that game? *Runs of to byu tokens to play the maching game called power ball*


LOL. I thought that was pretty funny.

PERSON ONE: Did you hear London is hosting the 2012 Olympics?

PERSON TWO: Must of cost a few million...

PERSON ONE: Yeah, we could of had a few more weeks in Iraq for that!

PERSON TWO: I suppose so, but you can't but a price on two Bronze medals in cycling can you............


lol, some of you might not get that, but it makes me laugh! In a black humour sort of way. Bless our troops while we're on the subject and thank goodness our money is being spent on international sports which improve country relations rather than this absurd war!

I don't get it...

1. Did you hear that China's opening ceremoney would probably be remembered forever?
2. Really? I thought China was founded a LONG time ago!

(Like, the guy thought that by "opening ceremony" it was that China was just founded and they celebrated)

Britains olympic gold medal count is the highest in the last century! I dont really know how to make fun of that apart from to say that they're mostly in rubbish sports like cycling and probably the germans will get golds in horse riding aspects, ie dressage, because they have riders like anky on their team

1. Did you hear in the news about these big stock marcket drops?
2. Yeah, but when I go to the store, all the things are always in stock...